P. S. By now I've heard them all (or not!): If you were thinking about about my business and you thought "That's a crappy business", or "Is business picking up" or "Do you sell Shiatsu's (pronounced differently)?", I've heard them before, but if you e-mail me with your thoughts (pertaining to my business) that are funny and not listed above I will post them for all to see ... Give it a try!